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That I am a dapper axolotl now.
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Truth. I wish the idea of a "Friendzone" weren't... →
Yeah that went about as expected
Sorry for the vagueness I can’t exactly explain yet. I’m just venting.
Being a nutjob again
So since basically all of you followers of mine have me on facebook too, you probably (?) saw my status last week about that guy asking me out. [[MORE]] Basically, I’ve been overthinking the whole situation since it happened. I honestly feel bad about saying now, but jesus what the hell do I say? For the record, the guy was very cordial and non-creepy. He told me he saw me every Friday...
Got a new phone
As usual, I can’t do anything with it because Andrew is fulfilling his technolust and fixing everything.
oncelers-choice-booty: so like 2 kids in my class were stoned off their asses in first hour. it was so painfully obvious, too. i still have no idea how the teacher didn’t notice. I was definitely walking to the bus this afternoon. First I smelled the pot, then I saw the rasta hat. Then I remembered it was 4/20. Then I heard the guy saying “I wish every day could be like this,...
climbingtheeiffeltower replied to your post: I’m so friggin temperamental I’m a little pissed about these mini committees. I think it’s code for, “We don’t ever get the fucking job done anyway so do it for us! :D” >.> No, I think there is a legitimate point with that. It allows officers to get more involved, and will help to keep the room in order. I just kind of want to have more...
I'm so friggin temperamental
So for the student group I’m part of, we’re currently in the process of getting new Co-Chairs (paid part-time leadership position), and I applied and interviewed. I don’t know if this is the best decision for me since I’ll be working on a research project at the same time but I really want the job all the same. However, I can’t help but think I won’t get it. My...
Pick up lines for the science and math nerds
I want to be with you like a proton wants to be with an electron.
If you were DNA, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
If you were a function, I'd be your derivative so I would be tangent to your curves.
I'm like a Rubik's Cube: the more you play with me, the harder I get.
Are you a computer? You're making my floppy disk hard.
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
You're so hot, you denature my proteins.
Can I be the phaser to your electron and take you to an excited state?
Whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away.
Me and you would undergo a more energetic reaction then Potassium and water.
I’m more attracted to you then F is attracted to an electron.
You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.
Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?
Everyone knows it’s not the size of the vector that matters, but the way the force is delivered.
How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.
My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.
If you were a neuron, I'd be a Schwann cell so I could squeeze around your axon and give you a fast action potential.
Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?
You must be the one for me, since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function.
That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.81 m/s/s.
Hey baby, want to form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?
Your lab bench or mine?
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Can I have your significant digits?
I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.
Hey baby, what's your sine?
I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you back to my domain.
I wish I was your problem set, because then I’d be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.
These brownies are way too sweet (see previous post), but I still want to eat like 10 of them. I just want them.
Andrew: I know I want to make potatoes but I don't know that to do with them
Me: Boil 'em, Mash 'em, Stick 'em in a stew?
Just watched the Lorax
I mean, I know I’ve read the book and all, but still. The idea of one seed repopulating a species of trees is a bit dumb. That population is going to be really unstable, y’all. Assuming the trees can self-fertilize, there will be little to no genetic diversity in the whole species now. It would be so easy to wipe it out with a virus. Just saying.
My cat sounds like an old man sometimes
You pet him and he just sort of grumbles an moans, and tries to go back to sleep
climbingtheeiffeltower replied to your post: climbingtheeiffeltower replied to your photo Lawl… Oh nooooo!!! D: My head’s about to explode from the possibility of all that sweetness. Princess Amai would be pleased.
climbingtheeiffeltower replied to your photo Lawl did this just happen to you Leah? XD Yes. :c I hesitated at the whopping two cups of sugar, then just friggin dumped it in. Then I remembered I always reduce it.
Just watching the open seats dwindle in that...
100 Foods to eat before you die?
I’m bored, soo… here’s this thing from the internet. I might have had more of these but I can’t really remember. I’m also disappointed in my list. 1. Abalone 2. Absinthe 3. Alligator 4. Baba Ghanoush 5. Bagel and lox 6. Baklava 7. Barbecue ribs 8. Bellini 9. Bird’s Nest Soup 10. Biscuits and gravy 11. Black Pudding 12. Black...
I'm sorry Kate
But my renewable resources course makes me so frustrated. I love this subject (obviously, or I wouldn’t be taking the course). I think it is important, and there are a lot of exciting things going on in BBE, but this class just does not help spark interest in that. It might help if the lectures were standardized, and especially if we didn’t frequently have lectures that are...
Ladies and gentlemen, I present the French number...
france: sixty ten
world: france what are you do—
france: four twenties
world: france stop it
france: four twenties ten
world: france that doesn't even make any sense
dahlek: By request of Anonymous, a repost of the...
I got a position in a lab. Working on my own directed project. Like, on a srs business research project. I’ll be looking at one of the factors that regulates homeobox genes, which are basically the coolest thing. Because they are small genes that cause things to look like things during embryonic development. As in the difference between a mouse and a moose. Or more. And I was accepted.
Boobs are so fucking inconvenient.
I think you mean boobs are fucking awesome. *jiggle jiggle*
fabledquill replied to your post: Apparently I’m a Victorian lady I think that just means you’re not getting enough sleep. Or Gothic Spock hit a pressure point. I probably didn’t eat enough. Stupid body, needing nutrients.
Apparently I'm a Victorian lady
Because I passed out while getting my hair cut. But on the upside: before this, Gothic Spock mind melded with me…sensually.
"When does the narwhal bacon?"
oncelers-choice-booty: whatever even happened to gamecubes my friend still has hers and its like does anyone even play them anymore Pff, yeah. College students. Or at least the ones I know. We have one in our student group and half the time people are using it.
This dye makes my scalp itchy. By the way (not that anyone who follows me dyes their hair much), does anyone have a favorite brand? I use L’Oreal Feria, but they only have like two really read colors. :/ Want to try something new.
Sittin in the bathroom
In the nuuude. The things I do for pretty hair color.
forlovingandforsayingso replied to your post: I was in the middle of watching Inferno (3rd Doc) I’m sorry, BB! I could send you a torrent link?! …..yes. :D
fabledquill replied to your post: I was in the middle of watching Inferno (3rd Doc) NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHIT INFERNO IS THE BEST, god I’m sorry bro, but I have been hearing about Dailymotion cracking down…. ;_____; I seriously don’t know what I’m going to do if they totally pull down Classic Who.
I was in the middle of watching Inferno (3rd Doc)
And all the content got deleted. Is BBC on a purge of content on DailyMotion?
I told Hernan (the grad student I work with/for) about The Legend of Korra, and he just about pissed himself with excitement. Honestly, I think part of the reason he got so excited is because I think he’s been trying to find something in common with me for the past semester. Also apparently he really liked ATLA. He was talking about his favorite parts… All his favorite characters...
Reddit just introduced “Reddit timeline” as an April fool’s joke. It’s got a little TARDIS on the random time period button. So of course /r/doctor who has a raging giant boner right now.